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THAT LAST NIGHT




This post has been published by me as a part of the Blog-a-Ton 26; the 26th Edition of the online marathon of Bloggers; where we decide and we write. To be part of the next edition, visit and start following Blog-a-Ton. The topic for this month is 'That Last Night'.





A small crowd of reporters was waiting anxiously for the WRITER to arrive, and back of my mind I was very much excited to keep them waiting. I was accompanied by my agent and we walked inside the conference hall and the sound of warm applause relieved me; though, it didn’t satisfy me.

We sat on the chair, which was a de facto way to start the so called interview. “Good evening to all my friends. I am now fixed to chair and you can start the interview. I know many of you have myriad questions running in your minds and soon they are going to be blasted on me. So let the 1st question of the evening come in”

(A lady of a leading newspaper gets up as soon as if she was waiting to pounce the piece of meat being offered)

Lady1: In your book, you have condemned every campus novelist; so much that it feels, after reading your book, you may soon, indubitably launch another viciously attacking book. What prompted you to write about it?

Me:: You should stand corrected. It didn’t prompt me, but I was forced to write about it after seeing, innumerable people selling their love stories and a long bunch of fools, attaching themselves too much in these imbecile fictionless stories.

(This time another guy sprung up with a rebuttal)

Gentleman1: So you mean to say, those who are willing to read what they want are ‘bunch of fools’ for you? This is a direct attack on the readers. Don’t forget that the same bunch of fools have read your book too.

Me:  So? I haven’t forced anyone to read my book. Why should I behave like a sycophant only because they read my book? It’s my passion to write and their wish to read. Coming to those so called ‘CAMPUS NOVELS’, I hold no qualms in accosting the writers and readers as ‘fools’ since the former are unaware of why did they write this and the latter don’t know why did they have to read this. So there is a stark impotency in their reasoning for their own actions.

Gentleman 2:  But it’s their will wishes to read any book they want to as they are entitled with freedom of choice and expression. They are the youth of the country and one doesn’t have any rights to judge their freedom.

Me: You are totally correct. What you are forgetting is that freedom of expression has two sides; in which, the side which you are talking about can negatively influence the same youth. Who reads those books? I would say above 16- below 30 are the only dense readers for such kind of books. We basically and technically, call the people falling in these age groups as ’YOUNG GUNS’ , and what kind of precedence is been set for them by these writers, like, ‘ ANYONE CAN BECOME A WRITER, IF YOU HAVE GOT WITH YOU, A STUPID-CUPID STORY, AND INDEED SOME GOOFED UP-SPICY-NAUGHTY SEX IN IT’ . Writing is a very dignified profession. It’s a blasé and baseless allegation to generalize this profession to everyone. A writer MUST write for his own thoughts and not for anyone else.

Lady2: I disagree with you on this one. Even here, these writers are writing for their thoughts. So why do you think these thoughts are inappropriate for this generation?

Me: I think it’s not ‘inappropriate’ but humongously evil to even attempt to write about it, because, these aren’t the exact thoughts you want to jolt down. Most of the stories written are a means to flaunt that theirs is the best story. What is supposed to be the lesson of such books? Have you ever thought about this?

Lady1: But why are you oblivious to the fact that people don’t want lessons from every book they read. Life teaches them enough. All they want is a peace of mind, which they achieve after reading this. 

Me:  I think there are enough ways and means to attain peace of mind. You answered your question (with a cynical smile); you said, they achieve peace of mind after reading this, but even this is a lesson they learn from ‘those’ books: to have a placid mind for no absolute reason. Well, to me, the integrity of peacefulness is a must and I believe it should not come at the cost of such petty themes; which stalls your thinking capacity. Peacefulness is achieved only after you stop finding it outside and start realizing it within yourself. I would never ever write to distribute peace, because as a writer, I have to make people think and act, rather than act without thinking.

Lady3: sir, this is a form of literature and by lambasting this; you are directly questioning the forms, which are otherwise considered very sacred.

Me:  LITERAURE doesn’t allow you to express everything. The central idea of literature is to make people think, realize, act as a catalyst to change the society, give discerning parameters to judge themselves and then play an instrumental role in uplifting the society. It should, directly or indirectly propagate this significance.

Gentleman2: one more question sir. Why did you name the book as THAT LAST NIGHT?

Me: If you had analyzed the book and not simply read it, you wouldn’t have asked me this. I have written this book to induce a perception, or better to show a perception which should be carried on from now, that the era of such books and themes has become a cliché, so we should move on from now by considering it to be an incident of ‘that last night’ and start off this today with new measures. This goes out to all such writers, who wish to at last write something plausible, and direct their writings to the situations and scenarios which need to be addressed direly.

(Having said this, I left the place, not caring to the echoes of those reporters, who still wanted justifications. I said what I had to and thus wished to no more answer them as I wasn’t accountable to them anymore……………………………)







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Comments

  1. Haha! I know which crowd you aimed at. And even though I don't wish to judge, I agree with your writer.

    All the best for BAT!

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    1. :D glad that crowd has now to do some thinking now :D :D..

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    2. Hahaha! I know exactly the kind u are talking about. I wish I was a famous writer, I would have sought them out and given them a shouting down bad enough to make them stop writing. Someone ban them please!

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    3. i am happy that many of us are on the same page.. we will make a forum of like minded writers like us and bash them,such that they will be pensive enough to write something plausible. :D

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    4. Deal! Oh and please can we include Chetan Bhagat in this list. I can't stand his crap.

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  2. I am no dumb, and I too see the benevolent lashings meted at poor unnamed entities. This is what one called, penmanship to be more powerful than a sword. The eloquent and ornamental write up, has it's own charm, but one great easy pushing language easily catches dumb simple headed people like me, and I am proud to read them, enjoy them, cherish them. no offences meant, my mind likes it and I have no shame in expressing my mind. I no care, what eloquent society would think.
    No offences meant, It really was quality penning, the turns and returns.
    congo's on your achievement.

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    1. Unfortunately, I can't even find 'nuances' in the charm and ease of the so called unnamed entities.In the whole article, i haven't ever flaked about the language they use; it's the thoughts which they pen down. better to say, those impromptu incidents in their lives, which they want to flaunt with a feeling like i-have-the-best-story. everybody has such similar stories with modicum of discrepancies.So i can't see 'charm' and 'ornamental' talent in their writings.

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  3. Success can make writers fearless - sometimes!! Well, but the writer has to be careful that he does not create a new stereotype :-)

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    1. yes and i take your comment in the favour of the above mentioned writer ;)

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  4. Cool post. Nice way of expressing your opinions through your characters instead of ranting yourself.

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    1. that's the 'most placid' way to describe your thoughts to me :)

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  5. A very very unique take of the topic, I must say. Though I love the so called 'Campus Novels' :)

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    1. well i see why many ppl are waiting to pounce on me for lambasting those 'campus novelists' :)..
      thanks buddy :)

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  6. It is very easy for you to lash at those writers who write campus novels.Had it been so easy to write novels and pen down our life stories and more importantly get that book published,i guess everyone would have left their jobs and been in this business.I do agree such books are not related with literature and are not in race to win a Booker prize but these novels do cater to a large volume of people who love reading such books and they are not fools just because they read them.Every book gives a lesson,whether big or small.Thank you for your blog but i totally disagree with your views and more than a million people love such books and the number will surely not decrease after your critics.This was my critics for your blog.No offence!!

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    1. check out the RELIANCE BOOK STORE's & CROSSWORD's INDIAN FICTION and you will find 'a bunch' of such fools.. this wasn't intended not to only chetans and durjoys, but to all their cohorts ...
      pick out a line from the above story which says that they are 'irliterature'. sorry, but if you write books just to cater MILLION crowds by throwing some shitty LOVE story of your life;devoid of the above mentioned definition of literature,you are a a writer not writing for his thoughts but for OTHERS.with all due respect, you didn't shell out any technical point in the defense of your writers.for your KIND information,India has got many potential,change stirrers , who can not only review but revive the whole basic structure through writing. let's not make a mockery of such dignified profession :)
      i can't delve any 'small or big' lesson in your millions-catering-writers,i may lack the intellect you have.
      i don't care if the no. readers increases or not, what i did was 'express' my thoughts through writing and not CATER A MILLION READERS :)

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    2. Good,that you have expressed your thoughts..If you have a problem with such writers,fine,as if they would stop writing those books.Mind you,the entertainment business(movies)too cater to a Billion people.In your terms,even those movies should be a piece of shit because they are just for entertainment purpose and are not made the way films were made in past.Like this, you should stop praising the work of Known actors as well.Maybe,the juries who present awards to these people(actors and writers)are fools,no?!!Haha.Another thing,people from undignified professions are not called up as speakers or given honor. I am not here to win over your views ,just that i do not agree with you and we do not have to prove our points to each other or see who has given a valid explanation.Good luck for the rest.

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    3. I am NOT concerned about the movies. picking out PUN is out of context.All i am concerned is about profession of WRITING;movies aren't my jurisdiction, but writing is.No offence, but if one lacks the ability to delve the correct message behind a story, I am not responsible for people who tend to be equivocal. Acting is a whole different profession from WRITING.
      I know you are not here to win over my views, but at least one should have the capacity of putting out valid points. anyway, it's none of our business. I still stand strong with my views and they should stop befouling the public with a story, which has more or less resemblance to everyone's.. Good luck for the rest to you too :)

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  7. Hey, I am not sure I agree with you either :) I quite agree with what Mr. Anonymous says. But that's my take and you can discard it.

    Your post was a smooth read. I think yours is the only post that doesn't tell what happened that last night. So, it's a unique one for the topic.

    Ohh..yah, your vocab and writing style are excellent. Good luck buddy.

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    1. I AGREE to your disagreement. i do respect your take on this topic. all i presented was my thoughts and opinion in the form of a story. :)
      thanks for liking my writing style :)

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  8. Though I don't agree to many of the points you made in your post, quite liked the way you spoke your mind on a controversial topic.

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    1. that's important: 'speaking your mind'.
      i know many lovers will disagree with me on these points but none will counter them with cogency.:)

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  9. AnnndYaa... GOOd Job.. I remember this is wat we were discussing in train about todays LOve story kinda Novelss...

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    1. Ha Ha.. yes, i remember the discussion and soon i was prompted to write about this...

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  10. I LOVED reading this, especially because it becomes rather intolerable for me when I wish to discuss James Joyce or Dante and people come up with Chetan Bhagat or Durjoy. It's annoying to entirely unique levels and I can't believe that people in India gladly snub writers like Vikram Seth and Amitav Ghosh (when they talk about Indian authors, as such) or even Salman Rushdie and talk big about these campus novelists who become instant best sellers. It's obvious why they achieve what they do. That's their objective in the first place. It's really sad that most Indian people have either lost their intellectual capacity or are just so hopelessly ignorant that they think they're better off without it all. This again reminds me of all the crappy movies Bollywood shells out every year and how people like Anurag Kashyap are barely noticed. I pity the BILLION people.
    Extremely well written. The diction and mannerism of the writer, especially, was perfect and fitting. Very just. :)

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  11. wearehip.blogspot.com pozdrawiam ;)

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  12. Nice post..enjoyed reading it. Like the touch of satire.

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