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Tissue Paper Industry flourishes because of Aamir Khan’s Satyamev Jayate!!!

  This ** FICTIONAL** article appeared in one of the most upcoming youth magazine Scribido and it can be read HERE By Delusional Reporter We have created a …oopss!! Did I say ‘created?!! No… I mean, we have covered a sensational and inspirational story from Aamir Khan’s unobtrusive show Satyamev Jayate. The team of Delusional Tribune has done a ground ZERO research (I stand corrected, because last time I had a slip of pen and wrote, mistakenly GROUND ZERO means sit-on-ground-and-use-Google to search & write articles on).  And coming back to our news story, we have found out that since the commencement of a perfectionist’s perfectly tried and priced show Satyamev Jayate, the sales of TISSUE PAPERS have soared up dramatically. Only four episodes have been completed and the stocks of tissue papers, across India’s kirana stores have diminished in no time. The kiranawallas are surprised with this unexpected turn of the people, especially uncles, to buy ...

ACP Pradyuman to solve ‘Petrol Price Hike’ case!

This **FICTIONAL** article appeared in the youth magazine  scribido and can be also checked out  HERE . By Delusional Reporter 24 hours after the UNION govt. took a unanimous and unilateral decision, without consulting M(ao)amta Didi, to raise funds for themselves after 2014 elections, by hiking the price of petrol, all over India, there was a bastion clamor and detestation in public domain. So to mollify the ire of the public and of course, trying to score lowest brownie point of being in power after 2014, UPA supremo and Mother Italy of India has asked the most renowned and putative ACP of India ACP Pradyuman to crack the ‘petrol price hike’ case. Without wasting a minute, the CID team of extreme hardly talented on screen officers were quick to rush to their own office and start the investigation. ACP: (Using his signature right hand, THUMB RULE) Abhijit, petrol ka price badha hai yaar. Abihijit: (scratching his chin) haan Sir, mujhe be ye ...