**This is strictly a part of fiction and nothing penned down here is true!! I just use a lil bit of sarcasm mixed up with satire to make you all giggle...(at least for a moment). This post is not to insult or denigrate anyone.**
By Delusional Reporter.
After
the allegations on PM by one of the senior-most lawyer from the estranged Team
Anna who are trying to withstand the withering, there was time to ricochet
from the UPA side.
The
allegation which was purportedly directed to another gung ho, multimillion
dollar ‘coal’ scam, it eventually ended up with PM being called as ‘Shikhandi’.
So there was a wide and wild range of dissent and disappointment from across
the Congress party.
A
source close to the delusional reporter was informed that the Congress were
upset for being at fault; had they know the secret of PM being Shikandi, they
would never have made him one!! I mean..PM… so they wanted to reply the team
Anna strongly and proscribe them from making such in future and thence making
them realize the mistake!!!
So
Mother Italy of India, once again found silver lining and was quick enough to
order Rahul Gandhi to make up to the situation and show now, at least one of
his highly, clandestine, talented political skill set so that she can at least
lure LALU PRASAD to pitch a voice for his name to PM post.
So
our beloved churned-out Prince, came up with an interview and surprisingly,
called everyone in media, including his sycophants and gave an audacious
statement, “ If PM is allegedly Shikhandi, then I am, self-alleging myself
to be DRAUPADI”
This
took everyone to surprise. Before anyone could ask the rhetorically
pre-assigned rhetoric questions, RG, himself sought to reply to all those de
facto queries.
Further
he, spoke, without trying to tear any paper, “Now you would ask why I chose to
be Draupadi and not Arjun, as claimed by few. You see, Draupadi had 5 husbands
and each one was well equipped with his own talent. They were so brave and
courageous. In short, they were her perfect bodyguards. So even I have my own
bodyguards.. please don’t take them as my husbands!!”
He
tried to giggle with this little impromptu joke, but all in vain. Continuing
his speech in sad tone, “ again, before you ask, I would like to tell, that for
me Digvijay Singhji, P Chidambaramji, Kapil Sibbal(my favourite), Pranabji and
aaaaa….” . Thought for a couple of seconds and said, “ haan!! I remember, it’s
Kumar Ketkar. You see, these people always protect me from anything to
everything. Be it some foolish statement in media, my failure in election
campaigning, visiting different states, etc.”
Interrupting
him, I asked proudly, “ Sir, can you tell us, who’s whom from your mentioned
list of Pandavas or you 5 husbands?”
RG
got a bit frustrated, but guised it with a smile and replied, “ Look!! Don’t
think that I only live at Dalit’s house at night, I am A BRAHMIN and yesterday,
I slept at a Brahmin’s house. I tried to read whole Mahabharata in one night
but couldn’t do!! So this is all I could make out. I need some more time, to be
perfect with matching. So pardon me !!”
I
asked another one….” sir, then how would you put the Vastra Haran(clothes
stripping) of Draupadi in your startling political life?”
RG,
this time, lost it completely. He stood up in anger and it seemed as if his
gonna put me in jail. To everyone’s he said,” why do you raise this topic again
and again?!! You know na, the result of UP ELECTIONS!!! THAT WAS EQUAL TO CHEER
AND VASTRA HARAN. I totally lost everything. My faded image, my disgruntled
dream “ . wiping his tears….
Pausing
for a second, his tone grew sterner, “ look!!”. Pointing his finger to me, “ all
my 5 bodyguards were helpless at that time, so now you will ask who was Krishna
then. Well, sadly, I didn’t have Krishna with me!! Even he ran away, because I
performed so poorly. I should have listened to my bodyguards and not entered
into the fray,”
RG
became was forlorn with this statement and thus began crying. This triggered
all his chamchas: Barkha Dutt, Arnab and Rajdeep to console him and secretly
they promised him not to publish this and denigrate his already denigrated
Image. Instead, they unanimously thought to make breaking news from LK ADVANI.
But
I, am a delusional reporter!! I follow my own delusional ethics………………
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