Arvind Kejriwal!! omg!! A crus(h)ader !!

This article was first published HERE by me under the pseudo-name The Delusional Reporter

I am surprised and confounded- who is the real aam-admi crusader? The super dynastic-cum-anarchist-cum-apparently dictator UPA or the expose master who has gained proficiency in measuring India’s pathetic condition with only one yardstick called ‘corruption’ and also an elite gentleman who attributes cleansing of India to exposing individuals instead of holding the policies culpable, Mr. Arvind Kejriwal.

A sycophant like me (obviously to Congress) is worried, not because our government is failing to retain its already diminished credibility, but it is giving rise to, intentionally though, to a stooge who thinks India is bound to improve only if one particular party (No prize for guessing) is voted to power can t then dole out an all inclusive panacea which will be fruitful in bringing India to path of glory. Sorry!! But my delusion proscribes me from buying it.

I am not like my peers who are specially serving for those in New Delhi under the pretext of “free and fair” media. Instead I am quite straightforward that I work for the betterment of the Congress and in return I get some real better-luscious life.

Let me try to redefine corruption- cannot do that with perfection but nonetheless with discrepancies perfectly inclined towards Arvind, it’s pretty possible for me!! Because one needs a no-brainer to understand how corruption is the defined in Arvind’s way; all one needs is sheer attention to media’s glimmering glory.

Corruption according to him, doesn’t involve the precarious policies of the government: MNREGA, NRHM, Food Security Bill, Communal Violence Bill and others who are bound to distribute public’s money in the process of doing no good to the same people who pay their taxes regularly. When many credit rating agencies and International Monetary Fund are asking to control subsidies below 2% of the GDP or else be ready to witness sharp increase in fiscal deficit, how does your party plan to tackle that? Or do you still say it is all because of CORRUPTION?

Corruption according to him, doesn’t involve the lack of proper infrastructure in prolonging pathetic condition of the beleaguered Indian education system. It would ascribe to utter lack of gumption if one also equates this problem to corruption. The problem lays in implementation of the numerous education policies which are conceived, in a very finesse manner on paper, but somewhere lacks the zeal and commitment both from the government and the public to uphold the true spirit of these policies. Mr. Arvind, please try to fathom this harsh veracity. Students are dropping out of schools though they have the required infrastructure and teachers in some places of your own Bharat, while in other places NOT EVEN A SINGLE teacher is ready to get his hands muddy by leaving the city and living a life in a village. Now what prevents that guy from going to village? Corruption in the system? No. It’s the misplacement of proper and credible resources at the realm of affairs; also involves giving all constitutional powers to the panchayat raj system who are otherwise bestowed petty powers in the process of decision making.

I want to know what your plans are for this. If you have any, please do bring them out and stop playing cheap, inane, glossy, media-centric and the most important of all, illiterate tricks of trying to carve niche for your party. I confidently presume that you are well-educated and yes, your qualification says so. So please do not take this public for granted and portray only once side of India which is marred by corruption.

I find it extremely amusing that in midst of all your exposes, you forget the main ‘cause’  of corruption and eventually you end up in getting cozy with what I call- surface corruption. If you demolish the surface you will give birth to new surface better than the former. Let me tell you Mr. Apparent Kejriwal that root cause of corruption is to find the loopholes in the existing system. Why aren’t there so many convictions in most of the corruption cases? That is not only because the delay in probing and giving justice, but it is also the technicalities which are used adeptly to cloak their misdoings. Pave a way to attack on that and thence you may find something plausible to show and thrive upon.

Your expose gimmick is not going to fetch you anything but whimsical media coverage and instill your rhetorics making you like just any other aspiring politician who has nothing special to offer and keeps cribbing about only one problem of India.

Till you do that, you are just another educated buffoon who nurtures a stupid perspective of exposing persons in the system instead of annihilating the loopholes of the system.

All the best for your Delusional Expose!!